How to do a review, blogger style

There are a couple steps to follow when doing a reivew for a blog.

  1. Make sure that you only have experience with older, previous versions.
  2. Give either glowing praise, or seething condimanation, nothing in-between shall be accepted.
  3. Don’t be specific about your reasoning.
  4. When you make a factual error, and you get called on it, explain that it’s “not what you meant”.
  5. When presented with counter-points and specifics, explain your opinions as “feelings”.
  6. Blogs are opinions, so you don’t really need to be precise and analytical anyway.
  7. Dismiss disenting opinions as “not understanding what you mean”.
  8. Opposers obviously have less experience than you, so ignore them.

This is one way in how you become sort of a big deal.

Edit: It should be noted, that I am NOT talking about Syncaine here. I merely linked to him because it’s a similar post.


About Shadow
Making serious business out of internet spaceships.

4 Responses to How to do a review, blogger style

  1. theerivs says:

    Or show half naked chicks….or chicks with something extra HAHA!!!

  2. Slurms says:

    how’d you get my list?!?

  3. dieselfumes says:

    Bring ON the Dancing Girls…

  4. theerivs says:

    Bring out the nuns…The Inquisition what a show…the inquisition here we go…

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